It Was the
Worst of Times...
It Was the Best of Times
by Jim
Kaslik
Jim Kaslik
is the proud builder of a beautiful dome home in North Carolina affectionately
referred to as Cloud Hidden. The morning fog hangs so low it hides the
dome. Jim is a constant contributer on the domebuilders bulletin
board.
Inflating
an Airform is a peak experience. Anyone who's seen ten thousand square
feet of fabric unfurl, billow, and take shape as their future home won't
soon forget the experience. Inflating the Airform for Cloud Hidden was
made all the more indelible in my mind because it was done under the watchful
eyes of an HGTV (Home and Garden Television) audience in an episode of
"Dream Builders". No pressure there!
Yet, in
our elation at witnessing the beginnings of our dome home, we were blissfully
unaware of the trials ahead. Trouble started the next day when someone
in the neighborhood went ballistic at the sight of the Airform and the
prospect of a dome. I did not matter to them that we had met all the requirements
of the development and the county. Nor did it matter that we had all of
the necessary approvals. All that mattered was that someone didn't like
it and chose to tell us so with insults, invectives and threats.
George Paul
was our dome constructor. He's as kind and gentle a man as I have ever
met. We arranged a meeting in no-man's land with the antagonist to discuss
domes and to explain the series of changes that take place between inflating
an Airform and completing the residence. But George's kind mannerisms
had no effect, and the threat of community ridicule and legal action was
laid upon us.
That afternoon
I sat outside the dome documenting the conversation on my Apple Powerbook
for my attorney. My wife was on-site as well, taking pictures and video
of the dome for posterity. George gave a yell that the tow truck had arrived
to haul his mobile workshop up our steep mountain driveway. We stopped
what we were doing and went to help.
We watched
and helped for the next half hour as the truck struggled to position the
rig near the dome. Then, just when we thought we were set, the tow truck
swung wide in the wrong direction and ran directly over the new camera,
the new video camera, and a tape recorder, crushing them into the mud.
An hour
later the rain that had plagued us throughout excavation returned again
with a flash thunderstorm. Only after we had been in the shelter of the
dome for a half hour did I remember the Powerbook was outside. I raced
out to get it, but was too late. It was sitting in a puddle - fried.
Melanie
and I sat on a rock outside, assessing our misery and wondering what we
had gotten ourselves into - all the while trying not to cry. We had only
just begun, the karma was bad and getting worse. At our lowest point,
while sitting outside and feeling sorry for ourselves, a beautiful ladybug
flew toward us and landed on Melanie's knee. Ladybugs are a symbol of
good luck for people trying to adopt children from China. This fortuitous
sighting of one ladybug is all that kept us going that day.
The next
day we returned to the dome site in late morning, after taking the video
camera to the repair shop. As I stepped out of the truck, I saw an envelope
stuck to the airlock door with a hunting knife. Fearing all sorts of horrors,
I had Melanie stay in the truck while I investigated. Then George wandered
over with a smile on his face and said I had received a phone call and
the message was on the door under the knife. It read, "Call Joannie."
I thought to myself, "Joannie? Who's Joannie?" Then it registered.
Melanie called
Joannie at our adoption agency and heard for the first time that we were
going to be parents. our seven-month-old daughter was waiting for us in
China, and all we needed to do was travel there and meet her!
I took a
picture of the phone call with the muddy, yet unbroken camera. The video
camera was eventually repaired. The motherboard on the Powerbook was replaced.
My attorney made the unpleasant neighbor disappear. And we completed our
beautiful dome home. Now, we happily live there with our precious daughter,
a bunch of great neighbors, and several thousand ladybugs.
To see photographs
of Cloud Hidden, go to http://www.cloudhidden.org/.
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